Guilty.
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oh how i pine for theeCoincidence?
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln ‘s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theatre named ‘Ford.’ Kennedy was shot in a car called ’ Lincoln’ made by ‘Ford.’
Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
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Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity… Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.
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oh hai…double team me….what? omg how rude of me… would you PLEASE double team me…kthanks
Makes me proud to be an American boner
fuck i need to go get thatR.I.P. # 24…
“You’re underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor!”
(even though no one cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist fight between anne frank and lizzie borden, I got 24’s back.)
oh - go watch : THE VENTURE BROS. for those of you who don’t know.
We were accidentally making hip hop…
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Coincidence?
"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity… Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."
Why is it that everytime we go anywhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?
"We were accidentally making hip hop…"
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New Jersey: represent.
